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Holey Merger

Like two black holes colliding, the dance of two buttholes coming together. Clenching and unclenching until finally coming together and forming a rhythm. One clenching, while the other unclenches in sync, forming a unified black hole.
Taylor and I successfully performed the Holey Merger last night. Now I know she's the one.
by chaseTee February 12, 2025
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holeigh

Once upon a time holeigh was so drunk she was beating up kids.
by Well well well March 6, 2025
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Holey Communion

Holey Communion - the practice of sharing each other's holes to bring each other closer together
I bumped into the vicar's wife the other day at the supermarket and she said that her husband was away and that would I like to pop round for a coffee and some Holey Communion
by Ziderman March 14, 2025
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Holed Up

When something cool or not cool happens and you feel like a Butthead.
Butthead: “Uhuh Holed Up. Uhehehe Holed.
by Rat1996 September 6, 2025
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Holedozer

1. A line of hole saws produced by the Milwaukee tool company.

2. A power top who approaches intimacy with the subtlety of heavy construction equipment: direct, unstoppable, and absolutely convinced that obstacles are a suggestion, not a rule.

3. Someone whose vibe is less “let’s explore our feelings” and more “stand back, I’ve got a permit and a timetable.”

Warning: Often leaves devastation, rearranged furniture, and a strong sense that consent was technically present but politely ignored in spirit.
“I thought it was a date, but he showed up with holedozer energy.”

Sweet guy, great smile, absolute holedozer once the lights went off.”
by Denverflyguy January 4, 2026
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Holedozer

1. A line of hole saws produced by the Milwaukee tool company.

2. A power top who approaches intimacy with the subtlety of heavy construction equipment: direct, unstoppable, and absolutely convinced that obstacles are a suggestion, not a rule.

3. Someone whose vibe is less “let’s explore our feelings” and more “stand back, I’ve got a permit and a timetable.”

Warning: Often leaves devastation, rearranged furniture, and a strong sense that consent was technically present but politely ignored in spirit.
“I thought it was a date, but he showed up with holedozer energy.”

Sweet guy, great smile, absolute holedozer once the lights went off.”
by Denverflyguy January 4, 2026
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Assey-Holey

"OMG! Why do you have to be such an Assey-Holey!"
by Slamboni October 13, 2007
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