Dick pick

1. When someone (hopefully a male) sends you a picture of their 'lower region'.
2. When a girl/boy asks another boy for a picture of their 'lower region'.

"Hey, last night Derek sent me a dick pick."

"I'm gonna send you a dick pick, ok?"

by LouiseDoesUrbanDictionary September 19, 2013

Dick Suck

What a U.S. Marine calls a mouth, also known as a pie hole or cock holster.

Shut your freakin dick suck, I'm sick of hearing about the sand in your vagina.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Pussy Dick

An extremely hairy man crotch, often hiding the penis completely under the hair

"Did you see that new guy in the locker room? He has MAJOR Pussy Dick!"

by Silicon Quick May 1, 2008

dick in the eye

When someone sticks their dick in your eye, or someone elses eye. While some may think this is gay, this is 0wnage -- pwnage in all senses.

First person: My dark magician does 23..
Other person: DICK IN THE EYE
First person: FUCK!!!!!111111111 I GOT NUBBED!?!11

by fusion99_0 March 13, 2003

Whiskey Dick

1 - A gentleman has too much to drink and has trouble getting an erection at the lady's request and instead just falls asleep.

2 - A gentleman drinks some, but not too much. The erection arrives to the lady's delight and lasts much longer than normal. If gentleman doesn't cum during the exchange its ok. Blue Balls don't exist for this situation.

1 - "That whiskey dick just passed out on top of me, what an asshole!"

2 - "That whiskey dick is lasting forever!! What a gentleman."

by leche cristo May 15, 2009

You're a dick

A term of endearment for cool/slightly odd couples to use to show affection and humour towards one another.
Non-offensive when used between the right people in the right circumstances.

Q."Darling, do you actually know how cool I am??"
A. "Awww honey, you're a dick"

by Starbar78 June 6, 2016

big dick

one who has made a blunder

WAY TO GO BIG DICK! - to be shouted at a volume at which everyone in the surrounding vicinity may hear

by McDooby October 24, 2005