curiosity killed the cunt

A play on the saying; curiosity killed the cat. But in this case, a dumbass gets killed doing some stupid shit (male or female applicable).

He stuck his dick in a socket.

Shit, curiosity killed the cunt. Hands down.

by yursh22 June 19, 2017

Spread-cunt Formation

Commanding your troops in Age of Empires II to arrange themselves into a spread-like formation, in which enemy troops cannot proceed beyond yours.

"I hate it when Shannon uses the fucking spread-cunt formation!"

by Exedorph December 31, 2016

cunt wet wipe

MANLIKEHAKS

MANLIKEHAKS is a cunt wet wipe from london

by wetWipeMan February 16, 2021

Cunts with the same clit

A group/pair of like minded individuals who typically enjoy similar humour.

"We're bird's of a feather, two peas from a pod, cunts with the same clit"

by Tickety-boo January 18, 2021

Time-wasting Cunt

Someone who chats online to you for weeks, you call each other randomly to chew the fat, you send recent face and body pics of each other, everyone likes everyone's "bits n pieces", everyone's on the same page (or so it seems), they turn up to your house for what you both understand is a booty call then they decide to leave within the hour after only a beer lol

"What a time-wasting cunt."

by Wtfisgoingon1407 August 2, 2019

ur aunt a cunt

The worse insult known to mankind. It Completely annihilates ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother. It even destroys the infamous No U. Once said the user automatically becomes a god. The person who is told these words will shit their pants and die of cancer.

Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason :
Max: No U
Jason: That’s it you leave me no choice but to unleash the forbidden words
Max: do it fag you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Max: *shits in pants and dies if cancer*

by Jsmahser May 26, 2018

Remunerated Watchy Cunt

Invigilator, scrutineer, or otherwise generally observant and compliance favouring rat who has managed to move up a notch in the world.

"I was in my exam and all I was doing was checking a Snapchat from Tyrah and the remunerated watchy cunt came over and confiscated my phone"

by anonymous November 7, 2020