shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

Unbig my back

When you exercise to lose weight..

I gotta go to the gym to unbig my back

by Chloe Jean July 25, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Front Back

Small tits.
Not a Back Back, but a Front Back.
Looks like her Front is a Back

She has a Front Back

by spikkaspegg March 12, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Ian Gregory Behind The Back

When Mr. Ian Gregory fucked Miss Maddie Watters from behind and posted it on his Snapchat story.

Bro that’s some Ian Gregory behind the back type stuff.

by JoRamLovesMexicans September 26, 2022