John Winter

An Idiot

What a John Winter
He's such a fuckign idiot

by Gay Joseph June 25, 2023

John 3:33

Those who have accepted that you will eat a bug, will not eat a bug.

Person 1: "Hey do you eat bugs?"
Person 2: "I live by John 3:33."
Person 1: "Oh cool."

by chatteringlackofcommonsense June 29, 2023

john sniper

basically a guy who’s really good at sniping. you think you can snipe him back but dude he’s really good at sniping

Sniper: “I’m gonna snipe this guy”

*Sniper gets sniped*
John Sniper: “Got em”
Random guy: “WOW, THIS GUYS A JOHN SNIPER!!”

by soreloser444 June 29, 2023

John

A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.

Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!

by Exio June 1, 2024

John af

On my best behaviour.

I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.

by chillydayswarmnights June 3, 2024

John

A elderly, senior, aged, older adult, senior citizen, geriatric, advanced in age, aging, golden ager, retiree, old, mature, veteran, pensioner, elder, old-timer, long-lived, septuagenarian, octogenarian, nonagenarian, centenarian, elderly person, ancient, oldster, patriarch, matriarch, superannuated, timeworn, grizzled, seasoned, hoary, elderly individual, longevous, declining in years, aging person, past their prime ass nigga.

Damn, John still coming around?

by WhatTheChapterFeeling June 3, 2024

John Marshall Highschool

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022

John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.

by Something_Strange June 7, 2024