The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 31, 2022
by MyDadsABaldCunt November 28, 2016
Person 1: omg is that jack fitch
Person 2: yeah, he’s incredible
Person 1 I bet he gets all the girls
Jack Fitch: I do
Person 2: yeah, he’s incredible
Person 1 I bet he gets all the girls
Jack Fitch: I do
by Duck man November 23, 2021
Jack mcann is commonly found around large masses of fresh water, such as the murry river, lake epolock, and other creek systems. Jack mcann has a very low vocabulary consisting of “what c u n t” “ehhh” and other annoying words or murmur's. As an introduced species if you ever see one of these disease ridden jacks crossing the street or stealing juice boxes from your house make sure to exterminate it with no mercy.
by The dictionary him self April 22, 2022
A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.
You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
by 5IC August 26, 2017
To spontaneously and with little to no warning, begin praying with strangers you just met. Most of the time this is done holding hands.
They seemed like very nice people and right before we turned to walk away, he asked me "can we pray?". Before I could respond he reached for my hand, and prayer-jacked me.
by hitworth June 14, 2021