Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
by Whiffo July 20, 2025
Get the Fart hypocritemug. An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
Get the Needle Shits Old Fartmug. by kngarland February 10, 2025
Get the puss fartmug. Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
by cutthecards December 12, 2023
Get the sniffing a fartmug. Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.
by Dlancelot September 5, 2017
Get the Cuddle Fartmug. "Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."
by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019
Get the Fartmug. by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025
Get the i just farted cummug.