Fun Cum 

-Fun Cum-

When a man ejaculates in his pants, also known as "jizzing", has an intense surge of hornyness after participating in a non-sexual activity.

(Fu(h)n) (Cu(h)m)

After that game of chess I believe i had a fun cum because of the intense strategy I put in to win.

Fun Cum by FunCUMmer May 27, 2009

magna cum latte 

An expert on all the many variations of great, fresh coffee especially of the organic type.

First dude: Wow, that beautiful blonde hottie over there just gave me a fantastic recommendation for an organic coffee from Costa Rica.
Second dude: Oh you mean Alexa....yeah, she graduated Magna Cum Latte recently from the UC- Boulder!

magna cum latte by superaynumerouno August 6, 2009

The Cum Down 

After a male is finally able to ejaculate, he experiences a situation where he comes back down to his normal self as if from Mr. Hyde back to Dr. Jekyll.

*watching porn*
Male: "This is great!"
*ejaculates*
Male: "WTF AM I WATCHING? WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES? WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE? I HATE THE CUM DOWN!"

The Cum Down by Beanbah123 April 6, 2016

sad cum 

sad cum is premature ejaculation caused by depression

'last night I was trying to beat my meat but I had a sad cum'

sad cum by Not Vick July 12, 2018

Hungarian Cum Gambit

Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole

As a fan of grand strategy games, I'm obliged to learn the Hungarian Cum Gambit chess move

Hungarian Cum Gambit by truckers_polska January 20, 2021

Butt Plug One Hand Cum 

Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand

Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.

Butt Plug One Hand Cum by Todd the Rocked Bod "Jacked" March 14, 2015

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth 

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth by Renkari October 14, 2021