Emo Gay Cum Piss 

A statement to present how sus you are and a way to make people feel uncomfortable

I stood there not knowing what to type while the others chatted annoyingly in the discord server
Typing what first came to my mind I slowly typed in "Emo Gay Cum Piss"
The mods comes into the discord channel and the other people immediately stop typing
U get text messages from everyone u know in the server
the next day...
u go to school and during assembly the princibple calls u up
and...

Emo Gay Cum Piss by By Fai- i mean Faze March 12, 2022

I drink cum 

If you're here you're probably bored and you're searching weird shit on urban dictionary for no reason.

Don't be ashamed, I search weird random dumb shit on urban dictionary all the time too. #nolifegang

X: I can't think of any more weird shot to type on urban dictionary I've already searched basically everything
Y: have you searched "I drink cum"?
X: omg,good idea

I drink cum by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021

Fun Cum 

-Fun Cum-

When a man ejaculates in his pants, also known as "jizzing", has an intense surge of hornyness after participating in a non-sexual activity.

(Fu(h)n) (Cu(h)m)

After that game of chess I believe i had a fun cum because of the intense strategy I put in to win.

Fun Cum by FunCUMmer May 27, 2009

magna cum latte 

An expert on all the many variations of great, fresh coffee especially of the organic type.

First dude: Wow, that beautiful blonde hottie over there just gave me a fantastic recommendation for an organic coffee from Costa Rica.
Second dude: Oh you mean Alexa....yeah, she graduated Magna Cum Latte recently from the UC- Boulder!

magna cum latte by superaynumerouno August 6, 2009

The Cum Down 

After a male is finally able to ejaculate, he experiences a situation where he comes back down to his normal self as if from Mr. Hyde back to Dr. Jekyll.

*watching porn*
Male: "This is great!"
*ejaculates*
Male: "WTF AM I WATCHING? WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES? WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE? I HATE THE CUM DOWN!"

The Cum Down by Beanbah123 April 6, 2016

sad cum 

sad cum is premature ejaculation caused by depression

'last night I was trying to beat my meat but I had a sad cum'

sad cum by Not Vick July 12, 2018

Hungarian Cum Gambit

Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole

As a fan of grand strategy games, I'm obliged to learn the Hungarian Cum Gambit chess move

Hungarian Cum Gambit by truckers_polska January 20, 2021