Yoderism of the penis

Yoderism of the penis is a Disease similar to genital warts. It is a viral infection that causes green blisters that overlie ulcers on the skin or mucosa. if untreated the disease can take hold and cause your penis to shrivel and turn green giving it a yoda like appearance. there is only one know treatment which involves injecting your self with a hypodermic needle in the japs eye (eye of the snake) or directly in the anus this treatment is risky and involves 100% commitment and must be done on the hour every hour for a minimum time frame of 35 yrs. known cases there has been more then 100 known cases across the Brisbane area within the 1yr police are trying to identify the know source of this disease but it has been sourced down between the Paddigton and gap area or though it has also accured in such us states a Pennsylvania. not to much is known about this serious disease but the scientist are currently studying the affects of these diseases and possible cures.

"what the crap factory dude your bellend looks like that little green guy out of star wars" "yeah i gots the Yoderism of the penis"

Yoderism of the penis by Dr. Barry B May 7, 2009

The Penis Power Slam 

The act of taking your unsuspecting victim, putting your dick in her ass, then taking her upside-down and slamming her head first on to the floor as hard as possible.

I gave Samantha The Penis Power Slam so hard, her neck snapped and she went in to a coma for 3 years! When she woke up... I did it again!!

The Penis Power Slam by Pubic Dreadlocks July 9, 2009

asian penis 

On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."

Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.

asian penis by white guy speakin out for the asian half May 23, 2006

Bent Penis Syndrome 

A condition one is born that causes the penis to grow at an obtuse or right angle. The condition can be treated by having a triangular shaped section cut out of you bent penis at the outter side of the bend.

Guy1: Dude, I have bent penis syndrome, what should I do?

Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.

Bent Penis Syndrome by yenih22 July 9, 2009

Garlic Penis 

When one has been cooking in the kitchen using garlic then masterbates later thus making ones penis smell like garlic.

Jessica: Your cock smells like a Garlic Penis, have you been masterbating with garlic again?

Chris: Hell no I don't like fingers in my anus!?

Garlic Penis by Delirious Motherfucker July 20, 2010

Gorilla Penis 

A penis which has hair on the shaft. Extreme cases occur naturally where more than half of the penis is covered in fur. Usually seen on Italians and many of the middle eastern races. Women find this condition extremely displeasing, especially during fellatio and badminton.

I finally got the guy's myriad of clothing off and he had a gorilla penis, so I broke out and enjoyed a consolation ice cream sundae.

Gorilla Penis by TOMLOL March 18, 2007

small penis 

A penis which is small. Generally held by those less gifted, not just white people. Medical facts have given explanations for that urban myth and have proven it wrong.

Damn son, you're hung like a field mouse!

small penis by LuDa May 22, 2003