ur mom

a maternal insult that use used daily by everybody you know

ur mom is gay

by idk what to put here tbh November 13, 2022

Mom cannibalism

Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.

"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*

Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.

Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)

"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"

"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"

by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 21, 2021

Ice Cream Mom

A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.

His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!

by Swanky85 May 6, 2018

Ur mom is green

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.

Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*

by RamieTheDuck April 5, 2022

decent mom

A mom that doesn't strive for perfection but tries to do a good enough job

I wouldn't say she's amazing, but she's a decent mom.

by Bia1024 February 20, 2017

Mom

woman that gave birth to one or more children.

name you call someone who gave birth to you.

Thats my mom

by PridePolarbear March 28, 2022

Your mom

The largest mammal on earth

Your mom is very fat

by theflying_egg May 26, 2021