john mikko

A John Mikko is a shy type person and humble person he loves listening old music a John Mikko is a very kind person you can trust him you can be friend with him a John Mikko is an ideal man and he is also a loving and caring person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. A John Mikko has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
Dude. He love Everything, he enjoy himself with his friends and always happy, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John Mikko.
John Mikko Is vulnerable but still can take care of you despite all of the thing happens in his life.
by ANONYMOUS.LY November 23, 2021
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John Smith

The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)
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John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off
“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

“ Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith
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John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky
John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby
by MineDucky January 02, 2023
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John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports
"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief
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John Membu

A Tailor which believes to be a fashion guru but really is a disaster in the eyes of its customers.
OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.
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John-Fakte/John-Behaviour

John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
by Verngris June 11, 2019
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