The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

John Cornelius

The name of the conductor guy from the polar express

“You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius”
“What is wrong with you”

by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 9, 2023

John

Noun; can be used in place of of any object or thing

Man put that John away
I gotta go charge my John

Bros got a bag full of Johns

by SlickDook69 January 24, 2023

John

Greedy Little Bastard that lies to his mom and uses his friends for money and is Horny

Hey John
Your using me for money
um i bought you 50 bucks woth of playstation fuck head

by dgffgdfgdfgdfgfd June 15, 2022

John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.

“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”

by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020

John

Most boring, fucking basic ass name

Person 1: Hey! What’s your name?
Person 2: John!
Person 1: oh fuck *walks away*

by Zxulh February 6, 2022

John and Gabby

The couple known for giving handjobs and playing with anal beads. John is known for his squeaky voice and round ass head and Gabby is known for her god awful stench. If you see them walk the other way.

I think that’s John and Gabby let’s walk the other way.

by KevinKeven2011 October 6, 2025