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Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
by Arizona Mildman July 7, 2018
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new banger

Something that is new and it rocks
Wow that cake is a new banger!
by JD2020203 July 27, 2018
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New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018
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The new Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.
I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.
by hhlover69 August 18, 2018
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New Mexico Monsoon

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans
"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
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Pew news

Pew news is the worlds most swedish news program in the world lead by Gloria borger and before that Poppy harlow.
Pew news is found on the youtube channel Pewdiepie and som people speculate that it is secretly run by Felix kjellberg also know as Pewdiepie.
Hey did you watch the latest episode of Pew news.
by HumbleRickard64 January 18, 2019
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News Sharticles

When the media, magazines and newspapers have pointless shit that nobody cares about. news shart shit newspaper media magazines articles kardashian
I’m so sick of seeing pointless shit every time I open a magazine or turn on the news. social media is overloaded with tons of news sharticles
by unDURYEAted February 2, 2019
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