fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

hand me ups

A pair of pants a person wears that are so tight it looks like they are wearing their little sisters pants.
Hand me ups are usually worn by individuals who are "emo"

opposite of hand me downs

The depressed emo boy was beat up at school for wearing hand me ups. Not by his peers, but by his little sister for taking and wearing her pants without asking.

pants tight non-heterosexual ridiculous emo sister rainbow

by johnnystockness June 27, 2009

Make me sick

Actually I really care about you

Term used when a person has feelings for some one else more than they let on, usually sexual attraction, sign of sexual frustration

She make me sick dawg, she make me think about settling down.
I can’t stand you, you make me sick, I wanna f**k you so bad!
He make me sick! I wanna give him this pussy.

by DeeRayOFSunshine September 22, 2017

fuck me running

Can also be used transitively. To have fucked someone running is to have well and truly screwed them.

Steve: How'd it go with the city inspectors?
Dave: They fucked me running.

fuck me running

by sargasso October 4, 2011

give me the plug

Hook me up on the sac. Usually pertaining to weed.

Give me the plug on that sac

by princealbert February 4, 2010

Tap Me Back

Written at the end of an message either by email or social networking site like myspace, Originally comes from the saying i'd tap that.

Often Today it is used just to mean "write Back" although it is often slander used between Good Friends and partners in a relationship to hint about there secret sexual life which is cheekily announced by using this phrase

"How are you?
Tap me Back ;)"

by phrasemaster August 14, 2009

just take me

To make passionate love in a dominating way

Baby, please... just take me.

by tanlines&blueeyes March 8, 2019