throwing a fart

When you know you're going to fart, you place one hand perpindicular to your anus, catching your fart, closing your hand into a shallow fist, then moving your fist to the underside of an unsuspecting victims nose and releasing said fart. The effect takes a split second to occur, giving the poop-etrator an opportunity to escape

After a long night of drinking, throwing a fart At his wife was Donnie's only pleasure. The result was vomit

by Barn Animal May 15, 2016

share fart

A share fart is an act of sharing a post, comment, image or other media on one's social media channel by accident. Usually it is followed by an act of deleting the said post, comment or media due to feeling of embarrassment.

Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share farted...

by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016

Fart Blowing

While receiving a blowjob, you let out a fart. This fart smells so bad, but to make sure the person giving you a blowjob doesn't notice the smell, so you pull your penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculate up their nose.

Yo dude, I let out the nastiest fart last night and I had to do some fart blowing.

by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016

Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)

bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"

by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016

Waffle Fart

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.

I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.

by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018

Raw Fart

Raw Fart

When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”

Casual person: Ew, that smells like a raw fart
Gordon Ramsey: ITS SO FUCKING RAW

by Alfy Squigglebottoms January 20, 2018

Fart and Dart

The act of coming into a meeting, saying something controversial (and sometimes idiotic) and then leaving with the others to deal with the ramifications of your verbal stink.

Those fuckers from the government; they came in and did a "fart and dart" - and I have to live with the consequences!

by yoSco January 23, 2018