Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022
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blue noodles

THE BEST NOODLES DON'T KNOW THE NAME BUT YUM
"oh, my god are those blue noodles?!!!"
by old slicky June 14, 2021
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Blue Wavy

A overall music Artist & musician from the southernmost ends of the United States

Known for standing out from a young age and slowly living up to a lifestyle of wealth, knowledge, & success
“Did you hear Blue Wavy’s new song? Its heat no kizzy
by Lingiri lingi July 12, 2021
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Blue Fever

An odd and sexual attraction towards Jewish men.
She is in love and wants to fuck with Jon Ossoff. I think she has Blue Fever.
by PooLover69 February 01, 2021
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blue cashew

When you squeeze your penile region too hard, and it turns into a shade of blue.
Joseph masturbates too much, he might have a blue cashew.
by Brontitties August 23, 2017
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Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'
Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..
by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010
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