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JOHN

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by anonymous May 14, 2022
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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john sniper

basically a guy who’s really good at sniping. you think you can snipe him back but dude he’s really good at sniping
Sniper: “I’m gonna snipe this guy

*Sniper gets sniped*
John Sniper: “Got em
Random guy: “WOW, THIS GUYS A JOHN SNIPER!!”
by soreloser444 June 29, 2023
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John Admin

1. A man who is often stubborn, dumb, aggravating, unforgiving, forgetful, and just overall a complete dumbass.

2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.
1. "John Admin was paid yesterday. He asked me today where his money was at. He even had a picture of me paying him his $10."

2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"
by -Wolfie- July 4, 2018
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john wayne delcamp

A nice and loving guy. The best man a woman could ever find. The guy who means the world to you.
by Jld72014 February 4, 2017
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John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.
Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again
by Not so gay November 15, 2019
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John

A South African slang for penis
Yo man, my John is feeling extra hard today
by Qwertykg March 24, 2019
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