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boomerang chicken

A word referring to the chicken on airplane meals, which usually has the consistency of (depending on the recipe) either rubber or tofu. The "boomerang" comes from its displeasure at staying in your stomach, and combined with the plethora of pathogens from sick passengers, occasional, jarring air turbulence, and the phenomena of airplane ass, it usually comes back to haunt you (suddenly, violently, and all over the place). Hence the boomerang effect: it returns from whence it came.

Can be used as a general term for airplane food, which got one degree worse (which is impressive) in that you now have to pay for it.

To the brave (or stupid) connoisseur, expect digestive problems in your immediate future.
Hmm, should I get the boomerang chicken cordon bleu or the vulcanized-rubber beef stew? Fuck it, I'll just starve, seeing as how it costs less and is less likely to give me dysentery.
boomerang chicken by Paul Narayan December 21, 2007

Meat Chicken 

A so called man who spends the bulk of his spare time pumping iron at the gym, mainly concentrating on upper body. The hormone induced,excessively bulky upper that contrasts to the relatively thinner legs give off the resemblance of a chicken bred solely for consumption.

Often sharing the same mental capacity and resolve of a chickenl; They usually work in labour intensive jobs letting other team members do the hard work as they "did upper body last night and am so sore, sorry mate" but will happily collect the same pay rate.
"I am sick of carrying these meat chickens with glass arms!"
"Did you see Todd's new profile photo? A selfy at the gym, fucking meat chicken. "
Meat Chicken by Doublen June 28, 2015

Soggy chicken balling

The act of dipping your testicles in sweet and sour sauce then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner from behind until all the sauce has been slapped off of your balls and into their vagina.
Jodie caught an infection from when I was soggy chicken balling her last week.

Glazin' the chicken wing 

to blow your wad in your girls armpit
Last night while I was banging my girlfriend I pulled out and blew my wad in her armpit. When she asked what the hell I was doing I told her I was "Glazin' the chicken wing"

lesbo-tron dino chicken

A girl named cara defines this word

she is a lesbo tron dino chicken as her ex friends use to call her
but then they became friends with her again so they dont call her that anymore.
that girl is such a cara.
i hate lesbo-tron dino chickens

Chinese Chicken 

When you dip your dick in sweet and sour sauce and tell your woman it's a chinease buffet.
Man: How about some Chinese tonight?
Woman: Oh, that sounds wonderful! What were you thinking?
Man: How about some *unzips pants* Chinese Chicken?
Chinese Chicken by krbkay May 25, 2011