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White People Shit

A very dangerous activity that only white people would dare to attempt. This includes extreme sports without any protective gear on. Being close to a wild animal that could kill you in an instant. Outside sports with high rate of injury such as kayaking, mountain climbing, or gliding. Swimming in large bodies of water such as the middle of the ocean when humans are not aquatic creatures. Minorities find this white lifestyle to be offensive because whites express their fear of minorities to the point of having to live in gated communities yet can take part is dangerous activities that have a high rate of injury or death.
White person: Bro want to go surfing on a rapid river on a mountain wearing just shorts?

Non-white person: That's some white people shit. I ain't trying to die today.
by MorbidCuteness May 28, 2023
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White Man Syndrome

When a white man is young and he is attractive/cute/hot but ages to look like a ugly raisin.
“Omg, Derik used to be so cute when he was young”
“Now he’s got white man syndrome
by OatmealCereal25 April 25, 2023
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White ass women

Mme Pichette typa vibessssss
by TeK_Xenon May 31, 2022
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White Derangement Syndrome

When you waste your time on nothing but resenting of hating white people.
Douglas thinks all white people are evil and that there should have never ever been a single white person ever, he clearly has White Derangement Syndrome.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021
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White Volkswagen Jetta

The ultimate car of an unstable, young gay man
Watch out! There’s a white Volkswagen Jetta zipping our way!
by Squinni December 4, 2020
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Alabama white sauce

When a brother drinks his sister pussy juice aka Alabama white sauce
by Wetolow February 1, 2021
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white people's disease

The inability to maintain or play to a rhythm.
To have an Awful Sense of rhythm.

Origins: This term is based on two stereotypes at once, African americans have a good sense of rhythm and Caucasian people do not.

Usage: It is most commonly used when referring to an African american with said inability, but may be used when referring to a Caucasian. But as prevailing stereotypes indicate more often than not this would be redundant, unless referring to a well known Caucasian musician or any musician, who's music has taken a recent decline.

Antonym for Rhythmatic
*After band class with an African american substitute teacher*
"Wow that was awful"
"Yeah that sub has white people's disease something bad."
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"Did you hear Kayne's Latest album?"
"No. Why?"
"He must've caught white people's disease, his music is awful"
by HBTZ March 30, 2010
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