Mr. D

The man with the big D that belongs to the woman who proved she can handle a daily dose of the D and who has no gag reflex and can go all the way down so Elizabeth is now the proud little owner of Mr. D AKA the womb wrecker, The womb raider, The one-eyed wonder worm, Spam javelin, One-eyed wonder weasel, hammer of love, Cervix sentinel, and the Blue-veined custard chucker. Elizabeth is the best of the best at taking Mr. D and that's why she owns him.
Ty put her on her knees and watched her swallow Mr. D without blinking or gagging and thought to himself what a perfect woman every guys dream a woman with no gag reflex
by Mr. D AKA The Wonder Weasel December 05, 2024
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A B C D E F G H I J K

A= adorable

B= beautiful

C=colour full
D=daises

E= e m t y
F=fateful

G=good
H=happy
I=ideal
J=just
K=KIDDING
You are abcdefghijA B C D E F G H I J K is funny
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D-Breeze

A sense that something or someone is about to die
by Jabadiah March 21, 2023
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Urban D**ktionary

A word no one shall ever use. I even had to censor it.
And i made the gif mario having fun with the air.
Urban Dictionary Hater: Urban Dictionary? More like Urban D**ktionary.
Anyone Else: (politely sends death threats to UDH)
UDH: (dies himself
by pseud0nym12470 April 13, 2024
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Karissa`d

When you receive a text from someone, see it, and completely ignore it for a very, very long time.
Ohhhh, you just got karissa`d !
by MattyMooo November 30, 2016
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d rugs

D rugs when ur housemate over thinks a text from a dealer
Guys what does d rugs mean. Google it so I can reply
by Poo2222 December 04, 2018
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M80’d

A figurative expression for describing when you get absolutely annihilated.
Person 1: Don’t go to that pawnshop, they’ll offer you $50 for your $500 gun you’ll get absolutely M80’d.

Person 2: what the hell does that mean?

Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.

Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.
by TheLoaners April 10, 2025
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