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National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th
by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022
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National spaghetti rain day

On 25th march its common for spaghetti to rain. Just put your phone away and go outside and enjoy that spaghetti rain. Btw its very rare.
Brooo lets go outside its national spaghetti rain day
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National Booty Days

Throughout April 21-23rd is the National Booty Day, females with big booty all across the world should send a pic to their mans, it's such a beautiful day isn't it?
Person 1: Hey babe, do you know what day is it? It's national booty days!

Person 2: Of course, here's a booty pic!
by hydralkiss April 23, 2024
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National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL
Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun
by Azterica July 14, 2023
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National jay day

Post jay on ur story every October 3
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.
Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs
by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023
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National cuck day

For people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people
Hey Eman, Happy national cuck day
by Yb12364 August 14, 2025
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