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Ailien Hands

Generative AI image of hands that contain non-human like features.
Check out the ailien hands on that hound dog.
by MrJangles1969 April 28, 2023
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No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis
Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
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second hand smoke

when someone is smoking/vaping and they blow it into your mouth
usually something you ask for
‘is that mango ice? can you second hand smoke me?’
‘sure man’
*blows smoke into mouth*
by lalalalallalalalakal December 2, 2023
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Dr. Pepper Hand

A sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish to have sex.
1.) Damn, she's using her Dr. Pepper Hand by laying her finger in her taco!
2.) This guy is awful lonely by sitting in his room, drinking his Dr. Pepper, and then using his Dr. Pepper Hand by flogging his dong.
by Amazonia Linux January 10, 2024
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Hand me downs

I made him eat my hand me downs!
by Olan101 September 23, 2025
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Second hand scrolling

The act of looking over one's shoulder while they are engaged in scrolling on their device.
Damn dude get your own phone and stop second hand scrolling my shit.
by shanagains9211 April 29, 2025
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Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021
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