An ecstatic goat with loads of energy. He will turn any frown into a smile. He is the life of every party and will slut drop on anything.
Amazing guy with a massive cock.
Don't we all need a James-John in our life.
Amazing guy with a massive cock.
Don't we all need a James-John in our life.
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Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 28, 2014
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John is a little bitch.
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