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Captain Morgan Power Jack 

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.
"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "
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Gag and Jack

When a female partner performs fellatio in a manner where she repeatedly gags her self on a partners meat stick while stroking it off vigorously in between gagging on sucking.
Two Hand Tammy really knows how’s to give a good ol Gag and Jack, especially when she has been drinking.

Sharp Cheddar Jack

When you aggressively, and quickly dry jack, and your cum and blood mix to make a cheese color.
“Bro, I beat my dick so hard last night. I went full Sharp Cheddar Jack on that bitch.” said Jackson.

miley and jack 

well one was made like this last year, but i feel like it needs updated as it’s changed around a lot, for starters, miley used to like jack and think he was amazing however now she bully’s him…oh how the times have changed. well miley her new definition is she’s 13, one year older and alot meaner…she’s like an older sibling….mean, nice, loving (sometimes) she’s pretty. Hazel eyes. Beautiful. Well and then there’s jack…not much has changed since last year he’s handsome, funny, intelligent and loving and the greatest person ever :) he loves her to bits and she i think deep deep deep down finds him even a tad amusing and if you find a miley same rules as last time..keep her! Bye see you in 2022 :)
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miley and jack by Anonymous__09 December 26, 2021

Cooking With Jack 

Cooking with jack is NOTHING, Fuck you egg.
E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”

Get the slack out of your jack

Term used to tell someone to quit lollygagging. Can be used to tell someone they are to laid back.
He's been lookin' at magazines for 20 minutes! Our plane leaves in 15. Go tell him get the slack out of your jack!

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy 

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