National small hands day

On the 21st October, everyone is allowed to bully people with small hands.
"Hey you got very small Hands you dwarf."

"That's mean!"

"But it's National small hands day!"
by LandaSmallHandsMan October 21, 2021
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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 05, 2023
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Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.
Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.
by Cjmaero March 24, 2024
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rotating hand

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by thanoid LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 04, 2020
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Tapatio Hot Hand

Intimate usage of one's hands; either on one's self or another.
Hey, did you hear? Ricardo was caught giving Tapatio Hot Hands outside Zellers again.
by NBST June 13, 2024
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hand in pocket

(Noun.) The act of fisting an anus for sexually gratification for either the fister and/or the fistee.
Adam was home and had nothing to do. His parents came into his room and found he had his hand in pocket.
by Abudaia March 05, 2017
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the ween hand

the ween hand is Frank iero his Left hand. he has "halloween" tattooed across his knuckles. one hand says "ween" and the other says "hallo"
katya: i love franks Ween hand
barbra: me too cause i'm a leftie, the ween hand is my greatest example in life
by GeeAt27 February 26, 2017
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