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Cock-snot

1. An affectionate Nothern English word used to describe a friend that fannys on too much before football or going out.

2. That last bit of cock juice that just wont go away.

3. When someone f**ks you over, they've cock snotted you.
1. Anth: 'Alreet Stu, have you seen Harvey around?'

Stu: 'Oh aye , that piece of cock-snot, he was plucking his eye lashes.'

2. Hammel: 'Oh bother, I just got cock snot on my short shorts.'

3. Rob the postie: 'Did you just see marty tell the referee that I s**tted in his coffee?'

Anth: 'Yes .... He completely cock-snotted you Mr postman.'
by safcstu March 22, 2010
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cock tube

When you see a slut with an adams apple... shes probably got a dick or hundreds down her cock tube before (air tube).
Billy: Wow robyn is such a slut.. Jack: yee but i'd stick my dick down her cock tube any day!
by joey hyucke March 7, 2008
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Boot-cocking

(Guys) when you think you've cum and you realize that the liquidy substance is actually the vomit of the girl giving head oozing all over your cock. Getting boot-cocked refers to the next day when you are in the shower and realize that the crusty shit on your cock isn't mung but the leftovers of the vomit!
Boot-cocking is Like a CHEESY Gordidda!
by DaJizzle October 5, 2005
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bologna cock

When the genitals of a male. is fat and wet like a stick of bologna.
when your cock smells like a stick of bologna
a rooster constructed of only bologna.
Me: Ben your a bologna cock!
by Pattawa April 21, 2008
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cock-stalking

when one nigga is lookin at anotha niggas facebook profile trying to figga out what the nigga is up to.
ex - i was on facebook earlier and i saw he was in a relationship since a week ago....nigga stop cock-stalking!
by Berns the bumpkin lover January 16, 2011
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cock fee

The extra cover charge a man must usually pay to get into a night club.
Man 1: Hey how was that club last night?
Man 2: It was alright, except the cover was kinda expensive, $30 for me, only $10 for her, I guess that must be the cock fee or somethin.
by MrCover November 21, 2009
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Cock Broth

The accumulation of a large group of males into a small area or enclosed room/house/party. The absence of females makes this situation very homoerotic and can convert some borderline homocurious males into the act of "fagging out".

The only known cure is the introduction of a set of breasts and a vagina. Most often preferred together as a set, but can be introduced seperately...
Dirk and the rest of the football team went over to Stu's house for a keg party. It was supposed to be "man night", so no cheerleaders were invited.
When I got there the Cock Broth was so thick I bumped my thigh against at least 4 jock straps on the way to the bathroom. These guys need to add some vaginas to this party... quick!
by e-rips April 13, 2007
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