Bag O' Sog

A used plastic sack bag with pahew and other conCOCKtion

I just tossed my Bag O' Sog and Jacob Hawley, PAHEW

by jacobhasnowewe February 18, 2020

Bag it up

The act of covering a girls face while having sexual intercourse with them. Usually done while with a butterface or just an ugly girl in general

Damn, you did her?! Did you bag it up?

by Kriptik Dragon March 16, 2017

Saddle Bags

Another term for Saggy Tits.

Mary was oblivious to her Saddle Bags. But when she found out she Cried

by Drahcir hcirdoog March 7, 2005

Paper Bag Syndrome

A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface

Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face

So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.

by worsethanaids August 11, 2010

Eat a bag of dicks

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.

Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.

Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!

Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!

by Tarrak November 2, 2010

bag in da box

a sex move where the man crams his ball sack into the female's vagina.

before we made love, I gave her the bag in da box. It was warm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2pmVwFryV8

by Jack55555 December 9, 2008

Double Bag Rule

One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.

Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field

by Bear Down June 16, 2011