Geechee-Ass

Someone who is talking shit you really aren't concerned about.

Someone that thinks they are a real badass but is really timid and blowing smoke.

A person that does not behave well in public.

Somebody need to take this ole geechee-ass bastard home!

by MidNight706 May 21, 2011

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Ass Piss

(Noun) Diarrhea in the most urgent sense. Liquid poop with corn chunks and beans. Pretty much anyway you use ass-piss, as long as it is applied in the same fashion as shit.
Can be utilized as a proper noun, adjective and verb where applicable.

The ass piss I just dropped was epic, it was like liquefied brownie chunks and ground up burrito mix topped with hot fudge.

by WHC'sOwnReal May 29, 2011

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ass-twitching

An uncomfortable and/or embarrassing emotional experience caused by observing another person's actions or witnessing an awkward situation caused by another person's actions.

He tried to get up three time to tell her that he still loved her. Unfortunately, he was too drunk. Finally her new boyfriend helped him into a cab. It was really ass-twitching.

Did you watch his latest video blog post -- the one where he talked about his childhood? He really opened up; but the part about him wetting the bed until he was 19 made my ass-twitch a little.

by kallena May 4, 2010

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ass-hatery

-the act of weaeing your ass as a hat

-being a dumbass

-performing fucked up stunts that the cast of jackass wouldn't even do

bicycle jousting, ass-hatery at its finest

by meteu April 27, 2009

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ass massacre

How your ass feels after anal sex with an inexperienced person.

My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

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