New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.

*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up”

by RubberPanda January 1, 2019

New Roc

The worst place to reside in Westchester, NY besides Yonkers. They will steal your tax dollars until you are broke and need to move out of your home. The migrants populate the area like it is going out of style. Somehow its only a 35 minute train ride from Manhattan. This will make your life difficult wondering where in New York Is safe to be. The hometown ecitizens aren't eligible for an apartment until all of the newcomers get them. The (people) need to take showers and stop showing up to the facilities like they came out of the swamp.

In New Rochelle i lost my cool at the laundromat.

by Xx your champ gone xx February 6, 2023

NEW WORD

FIRST WORD THAT A BABY WILL LEARN

EXAMPLE 1: Baby:Goo goo gaga Muzm:He has a new word OMGGGGGFDSAKFJKLDASJFKLDSAJKFLJASDKLFJKSDLJFKLAJDSLFJAKLFJKLFJALDSKJF;KADSJFKDASJFK;JASDK;FJ Dud:OMGGGGKJFDKSLJFKDSJKLFJDSKJFKLSDJFKLJASKJFDKSJFDKLJDSAFSDADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EXAMPLE 2: BABY:HAPPINESS OMG MOM:😲

by Poobysoy February 22, 2022

New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.

Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!

by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021

Brand New

A much younger girl with a guy a lot older than her

“That girl is brand new, surely you should be going for someone older

by Bonjovi118 February 15, 2022

Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Madness Network News

Madness Network News is an American psychiatric abolition website for psychiatric survivors, mad, disabled, and neurodivergent people. Madness's work is rooted in disability justice and mad liberation movements.

Jared learned about Madness Network News after reading a piece in the New York Times.

by MVm\M September 13, 2021