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Zombie AIDS

hypothetical "worst possible disease" that someone could get. usually used to describe how one feels physically. Symptoms of this fake disease usually change depending on the creativity of the people who define those symptoms.
John: Hey want to go do something tonight?

Kate: Nah man, I'm pretty sure I have Zombie AIDS. I feel terrible! I feel like my stomach is melting on the inside and my limbs are probably going to fall off. Damn Zombie AIDS...
by Pube-Bot March 3, 2010
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zombiecore

Any type of music that has lyrics in reference to zombie's. ZombieCore is mostly a derivative of punk and/or hardcore. Zombiecore was mostly popularized with the band "Send More Paramedics". It is a growing niche of music, sure to confuse people who can't tell the difference between emo, screamo, hardcore, and death metal.
HighSchoolKid1: Hey, i'm in the mood for some zombiecore.
HighSchoolKid2: Well right-o, let's have a listen.
by Icthus_SN December 9, 2008
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zombie hollocaust

When a large outbreak of zombies kill's a few million people.
ever seen "28 Days Later"? that's a zombie hollocaust.
by William Mccreight August 5, 2007
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Zombie Tread

A zombie-like stance that treadmill users take when they grip the treadmill screen and walk.

This stance is typically used by people who are new to the gym or don't work out often.

Not necessary for people who don't user walkers in real life.
I went to the gym January 1st and everyone around me did the zombie tread while I ran.
by Lilbeavis January 7, 2011
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Zombie

Zombie- a human which has long deceased and has been reanimated by an unknown cause. Zombies can only be killed by dismemberment of their heads. A corpse must be mostly intact to become a zombie. To prevent an unneeded outbreak, I suggest you cremate any dead bodies.

Zombies cannot climb, if caught in an outbreak, climb on to a roof. Zombies also cannot swim, they do not need air to survive either.

If you are trapped in an outbreak, tight clothes and short hair are recommended.

Do not report zombies to the police, they could just be an escaped mental patient or a sleepwalker.
Run! That zombie might eat you!

or

Uncle Fred died three weeks ago... what is he doing with the neighbor's cat?
by 2JunGanMulligan April 4, 2010
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zombie cock

1. an undead rooster.
2. a penis hungry for brains.
3. a cock feeling seriously worn out.
4. an undead jerk.
1. "cock-a-doodle zombie cock."
2. "Brian get your zombie cock away from my ear!"
3. "Whoa baby, let my zombie cock chill. We've been screwing 4 days straight!"
4. "Goddamn it Joe! You're such a zombie cock."
by NixNao February 25, 2008
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Zombie Log

A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.
Aww man, the toilet got plugged by my massive zombie log
by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007
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