Zoe

The best person alive

"Zoe is the best person alive"

by Userzoeuser August 22, 2023

Zoe

You’re lucky if you know a Zoe. Zoes are the best friends you could ever have. Zoes are kind and loving and sometimes crazy. But watch out. If you have a brother then she might just end up falling in love with him. Zoes are always brunette and so pretty. And your brother will fall for her hard. So just watch out for that. But every Zoe is all around amazing and never bland. They will make you laugh so hard and you’ll be their bestie forever. I’m jelly if you have a Zoe as a friend

Person 1:omg did you hear what happened to my friend?
Person 2: no. What happened?
Person 1: I heard that she became best friends with a Zoe and then Zoe started dating her brother!
Person 2: woah that’s crazy. She’s lucky to have a Zoe as a friend and soon to be sister in law

by Theslay August 24, 2023

Zoe

Zoe's are either really nice or really annoying. The bad Zoe's will be the type of person to get into the way of your homie rizzing up a 10/10. Good Zoe's will always be there for you, no matter what you're going through.

Person 1: Zoe's coming to the party
Person 2: good or bad Zoe
Person 1: good Zoe
Person 2: thank god

by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023

Zoe

Zoe stands on business always and she is loyal when she wants to be

Zoe stood on business in that fight

by Darealest_4L November 19, 2023

Zoe

she needs help, not a lot of help, ALOTTTTTT OF HELP.

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Zoe

by anonymous December 4, 2023

Zoe

she needs help, not a lot of help, ALOTTTTTT OF HELP.

pls go get a therapist to spill ur Gojo problems to them (bring Ava too)

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Zoe

by anonymous December 4, 2023

Zoe

built like the carriage from cinderella, goes red while walking cause shes so fat, speaks like a man, wears 7 layers of makeup to try and cover up her fatness (doesn't work), tells people her fat is muscle, definitely acts like her tits r her only personality as if she wouldn't have them if she wasn't so fucking obese

'What's that sound?'
'Zoe's probably walking nearby'

by michaellover6969 December 5, 2023