Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

Not Working

Not doing anything ever

Logan is not working

by JHippo June 3, 2022

Dirt Wormin’

Another term for anal sex… the worm is digging in some dirt

They really do be dirt wormin’ don’t they?

by Troy M. September 9, 2022

global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.

A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

by Petdragon December 28, 2022

nuclear warming

An insane and fictional concept, rambled and introduced in preparation for an insanity defense.

“Nobody talks about nuclear... the problem... the biggest problem we have in the whole world... it’s not global warming, it’s nuclear warming,” Donald Trump said.

“And all it takes is one mad man and you’re going to have a problem, the likes of which the world has never seen.

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

Blended working

It is an expression used to describe a type of work that is mixed; specifically, It is work that involves working in the office and working from home.

While blended working, I can, finally, do something personal.

by Bioengineer June 27, 2023

Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.

I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !

by Dinuel October 1, 2023