Wonkatonk

The uncontrollable way explaining intergalactic farts. Man that's hard you know, an i don't mean down stairs either.

Alicia wonkatonked when she was asked to explain the teacher's question.

by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 7, 2015

Wonky rizla

A wonky rizla is when you run out of rizlas and you get one off of someone one and it is wonky so you spin their jaw like your at the casino playing roulette the only way to resolve this problem is to sell your family members urn and buy some silvers from the local corner shop where boss man patterns you a fake maggy for £3.10

Yo g lowe bussin man a wonky rizla when you have bare normal ones g

by Wanna buy a 20 deck May 6, 2021

Wheat wonk

A man with a mangina that has convinced himself he is allergic to wheat.

Richard you wheat wonk, get a slice a bread into you.

by The handsome tyrant August 8, 2014

Willy wonky

A penis shaped chocolate/ chocolate shaped penis

"He took off his underwear and I saw his willy wonky!"
"I like to suck on my willy wonky"

by Not.a.City.Bitch April 2, 2017

Willy wonka😈

Willy Wonka is my daddy. He can ❤️rail❤️ me. I love him, he’s so hot😭

Who’s the best chocolate maker?
That’s willy wonka😈 ofc

by Leoswhore September 7, 2020

Bang bang wooka wooka

Going in the basement locking the door and play cards with the opposite sex

Don't go and do the bang bang wooka wooka

by DavidSmall January 16, 2017

Wonk

A mispelling of the word "wank", mostly used to alert someone of an innuendo, sexual joke, or fruedian slip they've made unconsciously

Business man 1(talking about a business deal): At the business hook up we totally nailed our partner and drilled them for all their cash
Business man 2: Wonk

by Roxy Lalonde May 9, 2013