floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

Dreamsoda float

The act of having a moist sexual dream while being queued in a drive thru.

The man enjoyed a dreamsoda float on his birthday.

by Akkaytex March 29, 2017

jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak

Me and you “Jerk Float”

by girlqueenbabepussypopfantastic May 24, 2024

floating sven

Pooping off of a Canal boat on an aqueduct onto a Swedish car passing on a busy road below.

Do you remember that time on the Ash aqueduct when Stavros floating Sven'd on that Volvo

by HoBoLoRoNe July 3, 2023

Floating the dinosaur

Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)

To fuck up something on a very large scale

Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.

by Dr. Ian SAHRAAAAAAA! Malcolm May 15, 2013

Float

to knock someone out f*cking cold

keep talking like that ill float you

by lucid kai January 25, 2023

float on

float on, a great (sampled)song by cls , Cali Life Style .

“gurlll let me put you on a song called float on by cls”
“okay, i like some of their other songs so i should like this one too!”

by user22334456! July 29, 2024