The Mad Bakers

Satiate your guilty temptations with cakes and desserts made from pure love.

The Mad Bakers offers a range of Cupcakes🧁| Cakes🎂 | Donuts🍩 | Pies 🥧 and many more.

by The Mad Bakers November 24, 2021

baker's dick

A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.

The dude I fucked last night had a baker's dick. It was huge.

by Drunkbastard1337 April 21, 2017

jay baker

A person who pikes out from partying, person who crashes out partying too early, is too much of a pussy to go out to town after boozing. Person who wont scull back booze. Person who listens to soft music. Person who doesnt take drugs after being peer pressured.

Usually softer than a soft serve cone from Mc Donald's

Guy 1 - Look bobs past out after two light beers

Guy 2 - Hahaha bob's such a Jay Baker

by Yeahnah123 June 7, 2017

Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.

“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”

by Bakereyes4ever January 14, 2020

Baker

(n.) A unit of measurement specifically relating to a numerical representation of space on ones personal computer dedicated to downloaded internet pornography numerically equal to five (5) terabytes (tb) of storage.

When my server down ended up losing five Bakers of premium spank!

by Big Jay Dubs February 8, 2022

Ada Baker

She is super nice and easy to talk to if she is your friend u should treat her like your most prized possession she is sweet kind and cute don’t let go of them.

Ada baker is my best friend.

by C me February 19, 2021

Cooper Baker

A cool ass dude who’s sweet as fuck and knows how to get all the ladies.

Example: Yeah boi he’s such a cooper getting all those chicks!

Girl 1: Who’s that with Sally?
Girl 2: I don’t know but he seems like suck a Cooper Baker

by Yeahhhh boiiiiii 101 May 1, 2018