bloody wiener

People that stick their penis in random or dangerous places

Mason sucks bloody wiener

by Mason is queer May 10, 2018

Wiener Dip

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.

Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.

by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016

wiener triplets

When she takes it in all 3 holes from 3 different guys at the same time, these men are now wiener triplets. Sort of like Wiener Twins but with one more guy.

The men in question: Well she was a lot of fun, I guess this makes us wiener triplets.

by Alexander T. Morgan January 2, 2016

Wiener Wacker

A wiener wacker is a female or male who bashes penis in an oral way,hand action or could be inserted into a Vagiana (pussy) or taken up the bum (Anal)

"Adam had a good wiener wacker off a random lass last night"

by WienerSausageAb December 29, 2016

Wiener care

A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month

John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help

by anonymous October 22, 2020

Wiener

A wiener is someone that takes too long to make a left or right turn while a car is coming. Also known as a shannon

Me: you have time, turn left:
Wiener (Shannon): ... ... ....
Me: you are such a wiener

by NotSoThoughtful July 15, 2020

wiener

the funniest joke you’ll ever hear. a real knee slapped that one is

someone: wiener

everyone else: *spontaneously combusts due to extreme laughter*

by cheemen man January 27, 2021