Dirty Wheatie

When a guy is penetrating a women in the ass and, pulls out, jacks off and cums in the girls hair letting it dry for 3 hours.

Kate I see you're hair is a little mouse and sticky did someone give you a Dirty Wheatie?

by Oreiajad July 15, 2015

Tote wheat

A grandpa"s nickname to a child

Your my little tote wheat

by Tote wheat January 29, 2016

Red wheat

The book when a woman's having her period and gets a yeast infection

Damn girl are you making red wheat

by Rockcane May 2, 2017

Whole wheat cracker

A derogatory term for a south Asian.

"Yo Raj, you ain't black and you ain't white, y'all whole wheat cracker"

by Bronxgirl333 August 19, 2017

Whole Wheat Rat

A person who has lots of multi grains. They are a person who has a fantasy for rats and they like to make innapropriate jokes. This type of person is a rat and hates neo nazis and furries.

That humanoid is a whole wheat rat.

by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus November 19, 2018

Fair whether fisherman

A diehard fisherman that will fish whether the conditions are good or poor. Sunny rainy cloudy calm windy or stormy. HE is on the lake.

I'm not going fishing today it's too windy. George is out fishing today tho. He is a fair whether fisherman.

by Das Miz January 5, 2019

Sam wheat

So sexy and gets any lady is 100% straight with a big schlong

Sam wheat is hot

by ys han October 21, 2019