Weathertainment

Weathertainment is when there is so much active weather going on that a person has multiple TV's tuned to different weather channels as to catch different weatherman's views and opinions of what is going on across the area.. This is very entertaining as many weathermen get flustered and sometimes get disoriented on what is happening and where it's happening.

It can also be a person flipping between local TV channels during severe storms or tornados to see which station has the best radar image, most popular weather caster or the craziest storm chasers all while discussing where to have dinner once the danger has passed.
"Man, did you watch the storms last night?" "Yup, sure did." "Wasn't that just some great weathertainment?"

Rick, "Man, did you watch the storms last night?"

Me, "Yup, sure did."

Rick, "Wasn't that just some great weathertainment?"

by Hippy43 April 17, 2013

weedhighmers

A derivative of Alzheimers, the daily practice of forgetting due to smoking the herb.

Stoners don't worry about Alzheimers because we practice weedhighmers.

by Treem0n November 19, 2013

weather atheist

Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.

Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.

by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014

weathorrist

Weathorrist, Noun, A weathorrist is a person who terrorizes others with descriptions of impending weather.

The Weathorrist's descriptions of impending weather are not kind suggestions or advice like, "It's getting cold, don't forget your scarf." or "Drive safe, the roads are freezing." They are prolonged, carefully chosen threats that suggest you will never be prepared for what's coming. A weathorrist will continue their dire weather forecast until you appear visibly shaken. Then, they will walk smugly away. A weathorrist will usually refer to a recent Ice Storm Nightmare Scenario that they survived by sleeping in one room, for a week with an ex-spouse and their extended family-after the painful divorce and some neighborhood dogs, for warmth. They may point out that your family has been living in South Florida for generations and will imply that your ancestors may have been genetically unsuited to survive severe weather events. The weathorrist's power comes from choosing a weather scenario that you are unfamiliar with. Therefore, the weathorrist is merely a bully. If you begin to feel uncomfortable while discussing weather with a weathorrist, you have been weathorred.

by The Hopefull Wordsmith February 5, 2014

weather gasm

An orgasm brought on by the excitement of great/perfect weather conditions.

Have you been outside today? The weather is so amazing that I had a weather gasm!

by Tatertog16 October 31, 2015

weather-struck

The feeling you get when the weather is slowly transitioning into autumn and leaves you questioning the location of your mind.

Goodness, this cool breeze has me completely weather-struck. Now where did I put my keys?

by itsprobablyrainy September 16, 2016

Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

by BB Swan November 8, 2017