one eyed weasel

a penis, other wise known as a one eyed willie,trouser snake,and or anaconda

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one eyed weasel by kilakila...A.K.A. The Candy Man July 24, 2006

beaver weasel 

It's a farting game. The object of the game is after one commits the deed, all others in the surrounding area have but mere nanoseconds to touch wood with one hand, whilst placing the thumb of the free hand atop the head, wiggling their fingers and screaming "Beaver Weasel"...the last person to do so, is the loser and figuratively earns the title of "Fart Eater Extradionaire". Originally played in the halls of Montezuma.

Sylvia Louise enters five seconds after her asshole trumpets her arrival, causing a great panic amongst the group assembled, as each person looks for a piece of wood, Sylvia pulls a wooden spatula from behind her back and places her dainty hand upon on her head, fingers a wiggling and triumphantly screams "Beaver Weasel, you ate it!"

beaver weasel by SkunksGet a bad rap July 13, 2007

Dick Weasel 

Someone who is persistently annoying.

A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.

Jarron you are such a DICK WEASEL.

Dick Weasel by ashlyn445 September 29, 2009

Piss-weasel 

a piss-weasel is a really minging girl.

she was an absolute piss-weasel

Piss-weasel by master B November 20, 2003

chat weasel 

One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.

Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."

chat weasel by Chiquitabanana January 16, 2008

Flopping Weasel 

When one take his own balls in his own hand, lifts them in the air, finds a near by target to then drop or "flop" his own balls on a body part of the target.

Yo dude check this shit out, bout to give my dog a flopping weasel on her face. flopping balls silly weasel

Flopping Weasel by Garbry Boys July 25, 2012

poo weasel 

Poo weasel is when you get angry at fifa and your mum is in your room e.g. George barlow " oh poo weasel "

George barlow poo weasel

poo weasel by gingey melon November 29, 2013