Wanker tank

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.

Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again

by 1025soulja October 11, 2021

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Snow Wanker

A person who either dislikes or bitches about snow.

Snow is epic. FACT.

Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow

Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*

Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker

by JG3 January 23, 2013

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When your a teenager or Young adult and your babysitting your friends little brother, who is usually 13 or 14 in this case, and you come into his room and you catch him Wanking off to you. The babysitter is usually a Female when this occurs

Mother: How was my Little Angel?

Babysitter: I caught him being a Lil Wanker in his room jacking off to me

by Mr Hoe dim May 27, 2020

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Dog Wankerer

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.

Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.

by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021

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Morning Wanker

Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.

John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"

Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011

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