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fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017
mugGet the fuck you in the walletmug.

Wallet rape

Wallet rape: adjective.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.
Man 1: Hey you should play world of warcraft.
Man 2: No way man that game is wallet rape

Man 1: Yo have you gotten a lap dance from Cookie yet? She's fine as hell.
Man 2: Nah brah that bitch is some wallet rape
by Mr Fluffy Paws September 22, 2017
mugGet the Wallet rapemug.

sausage wallet

I bet your mum has a nice sausage wallet pussy snatch vag
by malabu June 2, 2016
mugGet the sausage walletmug.

Wallet

Nina= Ugh my boyfriend only bought me a coach bag

Angie= hes being a wallet lol
by HUH? YEAH IM BI June 3, 2021
mugGet the Walletmug.

I lost my Metamask wallet

Update of my previous definition of this word :
The copypasta can bait about as many as 80 bots (often 50-60) to reply you + less than 20 likes (commonly 10-15).

Usage : You can use this to ratio anyone (minus Elon Musk & Donald Drumpf)
Warning : You'll likely to get your account banned if you keep pasting it on their accounts.
I lost my Metamask wallet, I lost my Instagram account, my Facebook account was hacked my meta wallet, crypto wallet was hacked. I lost my ETH and bitcoin. I need IPTV, I need my trust wallet, pay someone to write this essay.
by Shiine-1 March 11, 2025
mugGet the I lost my Metamask walletmug.

Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024
mugGet the Wallet bonermug.

chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.
Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.
by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024
mugGet the chili walletmug.

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