school twitter

a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate

random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*

by erinlovesolive February 19, 2018

twitter twirl

When you put a power screw driver up ones anus and jerk them off simultaneously

Pacheco was trying to twitter twirl me on the beach last night.

by The govenator plays ping pong January 20, 2014

twitter-punk

Verb: to Twitter-punk. To post false information on Twitter in effort to punk news or other media outlets.

She twitter-punked the news and got her fake story on TV.

by Logun March 15, 2016

Twitter baby

Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.

Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!

by OGhyperV July 01, 2020

twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.

Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow

by Jlburton82 September 18, 2013

twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 02, 2013

watervessell on twitter

watervessell on twitter is an amazing person. he gets many females and he is pretty cool! hes very handsome and i love him. hes the best thing to happen to the app Twitter. Hes sooo funny and makes me laugh with every tweet!

"OMG BABE! wake up new tweet from watervessell on twitter!"

by poggerspog November 02, 2020