take a shit

take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit

by bluebear April 9, 2020

Takes the piss

Makes fun of

Sarah always takes the piss because she reckons I have an accent but she doesn't.

by Patrick Albert May 29, 2004

Take a Blighty

To develop an illness or sustain an inury, possibly self inflicted, which will preclude you from work, but you can still enjoy a rich and varied social life.
Orginates from the 1914-18 War, when reluctant English soldiers would shoot themselves in the foot, to get returned to Blighty, or Great Britan, and invalided out of the Army.
Hangovers can count if passed of as food poisoning

-I intend to get so drunk tonight I will phone in sick tomorrow
-Oh really, are you about to Take a Blighty?

by BrettS September 4, 2006

Take 'er Handy

An Irish farewell which implies that the recipient should have a safe journey, stayed relaxed, take care, not strain themselves and if at all possible be drunk.

Fonsie: " Are ye away sir?"

Sham: " Aye, I hiddy go get the wee john deere for tey pull the oul massey outta the shuck at the top a the far field. Bastard"

Fonsie: "Take 'er handy"

by jimjamjames December 27, 2008

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

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"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S ALL SUS"

by the when the February 27, 2021

kick ass and take names

Most likely originated in the armed services, probably during Vietnam. "Kick ass" is generically applied to beating the opponent, whereas taking names refers to killing the enemy, or "taking their names." Has been adopted into common usage as a general motivational statement.

"CHARLIES OVER THAT RIDGE, LETS KICKASS AND TAKE NAMES!"

"pick up that goddam football damnit! now get out there, kick ass and take names you pussy!"

by beefstui May 6, 2007

Take You To Town

1. It just something that you say to someone in response to them thinking that they would Schoo, Put on a clinic, Show them how it is done, Do a number on..., in something such as playing a sport, video games and perhaps Life in general. So therefore, you tell that to someone when you want them to know that you are about to beat them at whatever you and him and/or her are about to do.

- "I am going to Take You To Town in this match of MW3."
- "I would take that girl to town."
- "I am going to take This pizza To Town."

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012