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trolling is a art

"Trolling is a art" is perhaps the definitive statement regarding trolling. If we define trolling as the intentional disruption of another's emotional well being, often through a feigned promotion of an unpopular belief, or political position, the statement is in itself a troll. The deliberate use of "a" where "an" should be is likely to arouse a negative reaction among those concerned with correct english usage. The fact that the statement is itself directly referring to trolling and the art thereof gives further power to its effect; if you're jimmies are rustled by this statement, its author has succeeded, and its veracity has been confirmed.
jimbob: you're balls are lo thus as a small mammal.
fred:You fucking faggot, you meant "your."
jimbob: Trolling is a art.
fred: I think you meant "an." Jesus. English motherfucker, do you speak it?
by caucasian absconded with my bi November 21, 2013
mugGet the trolling is a artmug.

First Troll

An internet user who upon noticing that some internet content such as a blog, social networking update etc. has yet to be commented on, types the comment 'First'.

This often serves no purpose other than achieve some form of self-gratification, self-esteem boost, validation or attention-mongering.

An excellent indication of the low-mindset and intelligence level of those who indulge in such practices.

First trolls are excellent pickings for counter-trollers in flaming.
Why did he put 'first'?
They're just a first troll.
by Museite August 3, 2010
mugGet the First Trollmug.

Kitchen Troll

1.) One who frequents the kitchen often, perusing the pantry, refrigerator and cupboards in search of snacks all hours of the night and day. Can often be found standing in front of an opened refrigerator on in the pantry at 2AM looking for their next snack. Often times, Kitchen Trolls will leave empty boxes or wrappers as remnants of their midnight feedings.
"Man, there's no food in the house because that brother of mine is a real Kitchen Troll"
by DeliciousCupcake November 17, 2009
mugGet the Kitchen Trollmug.

Born Troll

.05% of the world is a born troll. It’s when you are un-trollable and you can practically troll anyone except for born trolls.
Hey, We’re you born into the life. Your definitely a born troll.
by Rack-wowowo April 13, 2021
mugGet the Born Trollmug.

pole trolling

"Let's go trolling for pole. Ya know pole trolling."
by Kayatess July 21, 2012
mugGet the pole trollingmug.

not even trolling

sinatraa's valorant accent
up-vote this, not even trolling
by therealzombs May 5, 2022
mugGet the not even trollingmug.

Snatch Troll

A snatch troll is an incredibly naughty child of a single mother. One who often misbehaves and makes embarrassing scenes in public venues.
My girl Jayda is fine as hell, but her six year old daughter is like the spawn of satan! We can't go anywhere without her throwing a tantrum or breaking something! That little Snatch Troll needs a beating!
by Solidus84 October 1, 2010
mugGet the Snatch Trollmug.

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