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[Doofus] Tooth 

A hands-free cell phone device that attaches to the ear and makes the user look like a robo-asshole as he walks around annoying others.
I was in line at the grocery store and some dip-shit with a doofus tooth was talking behind me. I started to talk to him like he was talking to me. That interrupted his conversation so he got torqued-off and went to another line.
[Doofus] Tooth by cattnipp October 16, 2008
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Blew-Tooth 

My girlfriend is totally "Blew-tooth", hands free: she gives the best blowjob on the planet.
Blew-Tooth by G to the 3 March 25, 2011

Suite Tooth 

The act of getting a blowjob from your hotel maid.
John: "Ah man, on my business trip to Chicago my hotel maid gave me my pancakes then gave me a blowjob!"
Joe: "You mean a Suite tooth?"
Suite Tooth by jaxonthemitch November 22, 2011

Stank Tooth

When you are eating ass and get shit in you teeth
I was eating Louis's ass and got some Stank Tooth
Stank Tooth by Cornwallis911 October 26, 2016

Butt tooth 

A little dick head who can’t get his shit together. Also used when unable to make a decent comeback
Devin: how could you kick me out of the fortnite clan like that?!

Daxton: because you wouldn’t stfu about your mom having crabs

Devin: well you’re just a little butt tooth frick face

poking the tooth 

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".
ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"
poking the tooth by Scotty Kave October 2, 2009

Sweet tooth 

A sexual act in which a male defecates into a females mouth and proceedes to face fuck the shit out of her. It is less commonly known as the Courtney.
Shut your mouth before I give you a sweet tooth.
Sweet tooth by Balrog 1 June 10, 2009