Whiskey Waffle

What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina

After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle

by The Vanillist November 25, 2022

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Tennessee Whiskey

A common sex routine involving a woman with a yeast infection urinating into the mouth of her lover.

Guy 1: "I wanted to try something new with her, and it was going so well until she pissed in my mouth."
Guy 2: "I think she gave you Tennessee Whiskey."

by NotKrowe October 1, 2022

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Whiskey dick

Whiskey dick is when you're drunk and can have sex for hours

That guy has whiskey dick

by An unfunny gaylord October 3, 2022

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Whiskey cum

When someone drinks too much and cannot achieve organism during inter course.

I took 1 too many shots of tequila and could not bust a nut for the life of me. “Sorry baby, I totally have whiskey cum”

by Rfits79 February 12, 2022

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Whiskey Lullaby

Cocktail consisting of 1 part Irish whiskey, 1 part Rumchata, and 2 parts chocolate milk. 1/4 tsp. vanilla extract optional. Best enjoyed with room-temp liquor over ice shaken and strained.

The whiskey lullaby is perfect for breakfast or dessert, even if you’re lactose-intolerant.

by nogiggity April 8, 2022

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