Vampires Suck

The most epic spoof movie to come out this summer. For all the people who are tired of the stupid "Team Jacob" or "Team Edward" b.s.

Tagline: "From the guys that couldn't sit through another vampire movie"
Person 1: What are you doing on August 18th?
Person 2: Watching Vampires Suck
by Princess03 August 10, 2010
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Vampire Mice

"oh dear i've just got my period, better get some vampire mice"
by phillic September 20, 2008
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Interview With The Vampire

i think the book is better than the movie....i like the movie because of kirsten dunst...hehe...she is cute in this movie,isn´t she..??whatever...i adore anne rice!!
it´s the first part of anne rice´s vampire chronicles....and it´s great!!!read it!!
by akasha September 01, 2004
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vampires suck

the most awesome movie out! makes twilight look like crap! if you haven't seen it your missing out!
person 1: you want to see twilight?

person 2: are you crazy vampires suck is way better!
by lrn_strn15 September 06, 2010
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The Vampire Illuminati

This is when you do "The Illuminati", but instead of just watching your cum drip out, you literally suck it out of their slit throat.
I'm thirsty, so I think I'm going to give this girl a Vampire Illuminati.
by Jedi Magknights January 18, 2005
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vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.
Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!
by Jenny November 11, 2004
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Vegetarian Vampire

Fags with fangs who clearly don't understand the fact they're already damned, so 'restraining' from killing humans(also animals) doesn't do shit for their morality/afterlife/credibility/personality.

Also, a core vegetarian belief is that the lives of mindless animals are worth the same as those of human beings - So, in theory, being a veggie vamp doesn't make you a better person because it means the same as if you were feeding like a non-fagcula.
Edward Cullen, of Stephenie Meyer (in)fam(y)e, refuses to drink the blood of human beings, thinking it makes him 'principled', thus making him a vegetarian vampire.
by Mina Drakul November 24, 2008
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