Josh

Usually a fillipino guy that smells like piss and has a brother that plays call of duty all day, he has a large penis and gets all the girls. Except for when he gets naked, his fat sags over his penis. But he is a cool guy to be with :)
Holy Josh!!! that smellls!!
by iamjustachineseman November 03, 2010
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Josh

The biggest fuckboy to ever live; who will never amount to much of anything because he dosen't use the thing between his ears, only the thing between his legs.
Josh is a dirty hippy and always will be.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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Joshed

to dump the long time girlfriend unexpectedly for a hot new proposition and then dissapearing for long amounts of time
Dude, he joshed that girl hardcore for emily, she never saw that shit coming!
by Mr. Bagels May 04, 2005
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josh

ew he is gross, hits girls and thinks its okay- fuck you josh u!!!
no one likes josh! he is a bitch! and I wanna throw up when I see him
by skrt_skrt May 31, 2018
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joshed

A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.
Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.
by The Real Wangsta April 16, 2007
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Josh!

A big, fat, homo, emo kid that LOVES! Jersey Shore and all the guys on it (except Mike "The Situation") His activites include playing chess, watching Jersey Shore, cumming down the steps, cumming on Tony, cumming in Tony, and riding Tony doggy style down the steps. thus, breaking the table.
Jimmy: "Hey Josh want to watch the Jersey Shore?"

Josh!: "YES!!!! But first I need to cum in and around Tony's mouth ;)"

Tony: "Can't wait!"

Christina: "I knew you were up to something!"
by Deagul4U April 25, 2010
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Josh

Usually good at trumpet. sometimes they may not be so bright but are incredibly talented and sweet. Be warned though, when its time for business they know how to be serious and should be feared- in a good way
Man that Josh kid sure can play a mean trumpet.
Yeah and that mean kid sure can be a Josh.
by nabrudayranoitcid February 02, 2010
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