Derp

Someone who looks like poop

Lacey is such a derp

by Retroyz October 30, 2021

over-derp

when a thing exceeds the usual capacity of derp. an overdose of derpage.

I tried to make an awkward turtle but I over-derped it.

by russiansubmarine December 9, 2015

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp off

When a collection of people prone to derping gather and try to out derp each other.

Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum seem to be having an epic DERP OFF.

by Slackisgabe June 4, 2015

Derp Führer

Donald fucking Trump

avowed Orange Nationalist and fan of Hitler, Donald Drumpf, is about to step back in the Nazi White House as Derp Führer and stink up the joint

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2025

Derp

to waste time; doing anything and everything unproductive; piddlin' around

I was locked out of my apartment so I just derped around town until my roommate got home.

by Yamahm June 19, 2016