Man twinkie

A penis.

Woman: Hey honey, mind if i take a bite of your man twinkie?
Man: Uhh what?

by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

urban man

A giga chad that said V1nce had balls the size of bowling balls (which V1nce does)

Sub to V1nce or you have no life

You see urban man the giga chad

by V1nce has iron balls April 20, 2022

Shank Man

A man known to hang around East London. He wears a trench coat full of shanks and cocaine, has a bad case of bubonic plague and is absolutely shit at foreign languages. The Shank Man is a pyromaniac and is laugh is the first thing you hear in an insane asylum. He knows nothing of technology, and somehow has a tracker on the Lemon Cult at all times. He is part of the Grapefruit Gang, and therefore a demon. Other members of this gang are the Axe Woman and the Saw Man, but the Shank Man is most predominant here on Earth. If you see him, you gotta go fast.

Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): I just saw the Shank Man!
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.

by LemonyDude June 7, 2020

Man Slave

A male that is used by a dominant woman for all duties around the home and for personal pleasures.

John was Misty's man slave, first she would make him clean the house and then he would be allowed to please her in bed.

by Sarah.Gibson31 June 9, 2018

man stump

a dick that is not soft but not too hard. also known as erectile disfunction

i suffer from man stump my dick cant be hard

by satan's ass hole May 26, 2018

Jag Man

NOUN

A man who has the taste and style to own and/or operate a Jaguar car.

(Does not apply to owners of the S-Type, as thats just a mondeo)

"Jag man says - I'd sooner push a Jaguar than drive a ford"

"Check out the Jag man, wish i had one of them

by Mike (Jag Man) D. Sanders October 1, 2008

Muffler man

Single mafia.

"Oh my god. Are you the muffler man?"

by Muffler man January 24, 2019